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Joke of the Day

"Do You Want to Play a Game Buddy? http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wanna-play-the-rape-game.jpg"

"I had a bukkake party last night. You should have come"

"What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common? Finnish Hymn!"

"what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? the taste"

"Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !"

"The show ""The Office"" ended in 2013. We are now living in a post-office world."

"So I peed on my phone last night man was I pissed."

"*Party dog shows up at funeral* *He barks, the corpse turns into a keg* *Everyone runs out screaming except Uncle Steve, who likes to party*"

"Proof that Jesus and his disciples were all Mexicans... It says in the Bible that they all traveled in one accord!"

"Darth Vader could never find love.... He was looking in Alderaan places."