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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. People who understand binary and people who don't."
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"I had a reaction to some nuts the other day.. ""These are a bit hairy."""
"What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day? Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day."
"What do you call meat on the back of a cow? Aspergers"
"Facebook is like a prison. You look around, write on walls, and are poked by people you don't know."
"How do you titilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."
"Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500? Because XD"
"Did you hear about the HVAC technicians who got into an argument? At first it was heated, but they got some fresh air then things cooled off"
"2016 It was a joke"
"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the states."