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Joke of the Day

"Two atoms One atom says to the other, ""you're a weird dude. You know that?"" The other atom responds ""hey man, we all have some quarks."""

"Damn girl, are you a huge piece of shit? Because you just slid right out of my asshole."

"TIL that 'gullible' has been removed from the latest edition of the Oxford English dictionary... Seriously. I swear."

"With the Holiday Season right around the corner The Transvestites of America Union would like to remind you to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"[dismissed from jury duty because I kept coughing loudly the words 'bribe me']"

"Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high."

"Grandson is having sex with his grandma The father walks in and says, Son! Your fucking with my mother! The grandson replys: so! You fuck mine all the time and i dont tell you shit!"

"30% of Satan's workday is responding to accidental summonings caused by predictive typing."

"Why is it hard dating an astronaut? Because they have space issues."

"What do you call a pig that does karate? Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop."