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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim Elvis Impersonator? Alam Shookup."
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"What did the left tower say to the right tower? I gotta catch a plane"
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"Who took my username? When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!"
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"What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit? OP delivers."
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"What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room? sorry this is only a four star hotel."