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Joke of the Day
"What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters? TIE tanium"
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"Broke up with my girlfriend today It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins."
"What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity? Digging for booty."
"Introducing new Beats by Chris Brown Now available in black and blue"
"[REQUEST] Coffee Puns My google searches led me to no great jokes, and I actually need them for a class. If you can give me some coffee puns, I'd be truly grateful. Please espresso feelings!"
"My wife phoned me, panting and breathless. ""Where are you?"" she moaned. ""I'm at the pub."" I replied. She said, ""I think the baby's coming!"" I said, ""Well, he won't get in. He's underage."""
"""Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"" [from the bushes] ""No"""
"What do you call a serial bail man. Cereal flakes"
"I put my root beer into a square glass... now it's just beer."
"Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store."