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Joke of the Day
"Broke up with my girlfriend today It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins."
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"How does moses make coffee? Hebrews it"
"Missing Condoms"
"Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?"
"Even paranoids have enemies."
"Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it."
"What do you call a cross between a bulldog and shitzu? Its called ""Whatever comes out of Donald Trump's mouth""."
"Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time."
"Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed? Because Ubisoft"
"Did you know that New York has two capitals? N and Y."