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"What do you call a serial bail man. Cereal flakes"
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"I try contributing to society but it keeps insisting I take it back."
"Two ninjas are training in a field. One ninja says ""I'll bet you can't hit that that target with your throwing star."" The other ninja says ""Shur-I-ken."""
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."
"What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes? sub-standard."
"how to get into shape: 1. punch a bear 2. run. this is your life now"
"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."
"Why isnt Hitler invited to any BBQs? Cuhs he burns all the franks! Friend told me this, so im sorry if this has already been posted."
"I almost lost my hearing in an accident... It was a near-deaf experience."
"Happy that I paid $ for a gym membership to exercise the little neuron in my brain that argues whether I should go to the gym every day"