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Joke of the Day
"What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity? Digging for booty."
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"Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel."
"Hello from the other side Bye."
"Saying 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' mean the same thing.. .. except when at a funeral."
"Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have? The Trump card. Edit: so that's what they mean by RIP Inbox..."
"Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets."
"I want to glisten like a Budweiser beer and attract men, but here I am sweating casually for no one."
"make it a double A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks her what she wants. ""I'll have an entendre,"" she says. ""Make it a double"" So he gave it to her."
"why do they call them light bulbs? they don't weigh very much"
"I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there."