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Joke of the Day

"What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people."

"What is it called when you kill a good friend of yours? Homiecide"

"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic!"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking... J. K. Rowling"

"How did Hitler react to the fall of Berlin? He did Nazi-it coming."

"Hey, ancient Egyptians! I'm eating popcorn that I cooked inside a bag in under a minute. Fuck your pyramids."

"What do you say after you read a book? reddit!"

"Hear about the serial killer who was actually quite sensitive? He wore other people's hearts on his sleeve."

"I'm going to a notable restaurant tonight. I'm excited, but I don't know where I'll put my plate."

"The inventor of distorted mirrors has died. His funeral with be held in asymmetry."