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Joke of the Day

"[REQUEST] Coffee Puns My google searches led me to no great jokes, and I actually need them for a class. If you can give me some coffee puns, I'd be truly grateful. Please espresso feelings!"

"lazy limerick there once was a man from na-fuck it"

"Surprises are always more fun... unless it's a baby. They tend to startle easily, so an ill-timed surprise may actually upset them."

"They tried to record the Juno Satellite launch, but their computers were outer space. Outer. Space."

"A fly walks out of a bar. He was sitting in someone's stool."

"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid. I was petrified."

"Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google - Grandfather Clock"

"It really bothers me when the free Internet that I'm leeching off from the cafe across the street is kind of slow."

"Why are black people unable to get a PhD Because they can't get past their masters."

"Why did the pig go in the kitchen? To start some bacon"