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Joke of the Day

"A paraplegic gets hired to play a lead role in a horror film The Silence of The Limbs"

"Today I walked up to some girls and asked if they liked guys with big dicks They replied yeah. I replied, ""I'm sorry for wasting your time..."" turned around and walked away awkwardly."

"what do computers & old testament gods have in common Lots of rules and no mercy"

"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.. That's not a miracle. That's tapas."

"Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward? Because it only ate vegetables."

"ME [Puts up ""Have u seen my dog?"" posters across town] HER: Oh no! You've lost your dog! M: No I just think u should see him. He's awesome"

"When is 99 greater than 100? When entered on a microwave."

"I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym... I guess we just weren't working out."

"Why don't they play poker in Africa? Because there's cheetahs."

"I went to a sperm bank to make a donation. This guy in the lobby came with me."