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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym... I guess we just weren't working out."

"9/10 people think that mobbing at work is okay..."

"What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard? You mustard be joking!"

"A dog limps into a bar... and says"" I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke? Because he didn't get it."

"I spent a solid two hours tonight drowning my sorrows. Never give a stripper PCP"

"Let's make this house party... a *home* party."

"yesterday at the mall a woman asked for my opinion between two men's shirts and immediately went to check out with the one i didn't choose"

"What did one friend say to another on a flight that made him get escorted off of it? (WARNING: PUNNY AS HELL) ""Hi Jack! These airplanes are da bomb!"" how did i do? thought of it a couple days ago."

"I like my coffee how I like my women... Not black."