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Joke of the Day
"I went to a sperm bank to make a donation. This guy in the lobby came with me."
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"What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his viagra? ""The erection is rigged!"""
"I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee.... Well educated, independent, pretty looking and doesn't nag all day"
"A thief broke into my house last night... he started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him"
"Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist? Because he was sketchy."
"i was baptized in a car wash"
"Ok What kind of hole do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A paedophile."
"For animals with an ""amazing sense of smell"" dogs sure do sniff piles of turds for a long time before realizing ""Whoops, these are turds"""
"INTERVIEWER: thank u, those are all my questions. do u hav any questions for us ME: yes...why do i want this job INTERVIEWER: [starts sweatig]"
"Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it's your neighbor's window and they're calling the cops?"