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Joke of the Day

"I went to a sperm bank to make a donation. This guy in the lobby came with me."

"Because Washington passed gay marriage today I threw my human wife in the garbage, fucked 2 donkeys & married a rotisserie chicken."

"nothing is more unattractive than insecurity unless that doesnt sound right haha i mean whatever you guys think"

"Twitter - to help future generations discover if there's ever been any mental illness in the family."

"Thanks to Twitter I now consider 140 characters ""literature""."

"Did you hear that Trump is getting penis enlargement surgery? It's gonna be yuge."

"I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend, but she was on her period... so I had to pull some strings."

"where did the lone ranger take his trash to? to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump."

"When one door closes... An incognito window opens."

"What comes after a great pee? A ""Q"" I made this joke up today. I don't know if it's been thought of before, but I couldn't go to sleep without posting it for the world :)"