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Joke of the Day

"what do computers & old testament gods have in common Lots of rules and no mercy"

"How are Joeffrey Baratheon and wheat related? They're both in-bread."

"My daughter has an ice skating date with her boyfriend tonight. So I'll be the guy skating behind two 12 year olds carrying a shotgun."

"BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!"

"Hate it when couples fight & change their relationship status to ""single"". I fight with my parents, and don't change my status to ""orphan""."

"A blind man walks into a bar. And a chair. And a table."

"I know... I know where the percentage symbol goes %50 of the time."

"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."

"Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? He kept getting nailed into the boards"

"I hired an old German plumber when remodeling my apartment He was a great guy, very reliable and thorough. But it seems old habits die hard. He connected gas main to my shower."