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Joke of the Day
"what do computers & old testament gods have in common Lots of rules and no mercy"
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"How do frogs die? They kermit sucide"
"If one quits quitting... Are they still a quitter?"
"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"" ""That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" The doctor says, ""It's Not Unusual."""
"A clown and a child walk into the dark woods.... The child looks up at the clown and says ""I'm scared."" The clown replies ""You're tellin' me kid, I have to walk back alone."""
"Where did little Timmy go during the bombing? Everywhere"
"Guy cut me off & I shouted, ""you are unable to pleasure your wife. OR HUSBAND."" Cause he needs to know I'm angry, yet progressive."
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? One is under buck fifty one is under a buck."
"You should always carry pepper when you go into the city In case you become a victim of a-salt!"
"Feeding some weed to the turkey so it will already be baked when we kill it... Will save sooo much time !"