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Joke of the Day

"When is 99 greater than 100? When entered on a microwave."

"What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster? His upper lip."

"What is the difference between a gay mans mustache and a straight mans mustache? Andwer: the smell."

"Before i was born, i was given two choices 1. Have a large penis but suffer from memory loss. 2. Have a tiny penis but be very smart and remember everything. I do not remember which option i took."

"If I give you breakfast in bed just say ""thanks"" Not ""who are you"" and ""how did you get in here"""

"it's about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work."

"What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!"

"I love the F5 key. It s just so refreshing."

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation."

"So Elon Musk, Chris Pratt, and Neil deGrasse Tysons walk into a bar.... There's no punchline just give me upvotes."