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Joke of the Day

"I used to go fishing with Skrillex... but he kept dropping the bass :("

"brogressives: white males who identify as progressive but won't challenge white supremacist capitalist patriarchy 4 fear of being implicated"

"LPT: Always bring a deck of cards with you when you go hiking Joke: If you get lost, play some Solitaire. Soon enough someone will be around to tell you how to play your own damn cards!"

"Doctor, my girlfriend grinds her teeth while sleeping. Dr: Put some coffee beans in her mouth and set the alarm for 7:30am"

"What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song? White Christmas."

"What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed!"

"It's not about how she looks, it's all about how she looks at you."

"When you assassinate, you make an ass out of ass innate."

"What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan."

"Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face."