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Joke of the Day
"Girl do you play basketball? Because I hear you can make Magic with my Johnson."
Next Joke
"""The limo is broken""... Said the limo driver who looked like a person but darker colored"
"Dr: I'm giving u a proton-pump inhibitor Me: LIKE A GHOSTBUSTER? D: No for acid reflu *sees tears welling in my eyes* yes for busting ghosts"
"A man goes to the Doctor. A man makes an appointment with his Doctor. Says ""Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm"" The Doctor says ""What are you taking for it?"" Man replies ""Pollen"""
"aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?"
"I'm not saying your girlfriend is a whore I'm just saying she's under more sheets than the KKK."
"I'm going to grab 'em by the pussy. Don't downvote me!! I'm being ""presidential"""
"Why is Iron Man Italian? Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony.."
"*Holds an old lady's hand as I help her across the street* don't worry ma'am i'm sure the doctors can sew it back on"
"Never marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"