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Joke of the Day

"What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with? Downy."

"I really hate picketing but I don't know how to show it! RIP Mitch"

"why was the chicken population so large? because it grew **eggs**ponentially"

"Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I'm now completely lost & 90 miles away from home."

"Why doesn't Nickelback play football? Because even if they had 4 players they still couldn't throw a ball."

"Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night Cop said I was deriving over the limit."

"I just got smiled at by a lovely cashier who has plenty of teeth, but clearly only brushes her favorites."

"Two magic beans... Two magic beans are in a court house. One of them wants a restraining order against the other. The reason? He's bean stalking her"

"Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower."

"why does a fly hang upside down ? to take the weight of its feet."