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Joke of the Day

"If I got a dime every time I exaggerated... I'd have a jillion, gazillion bucks!"

"What do you call an elderly burglar's vagina? A Crook Granny's Nooky Cranny!"

"People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears."

"What makes Kirby a great all-around fighter? He's all round."

"Researchers have found why bears hibernate. ""They're sad due to a break up"" said one. ""It's been a year Brent. Move on. I have"" said another"

"Need wrist jokes My little brother just broke his wrist and we are sitting in the hospital. He requested wrist jokes. Anybody have some?"

"Time is money. Money talks. So time talks. But talk is cheap. So time is cheap. But time is money. So money is cheap. Which it's not."

"2 sheep are standing in a meadow... One turns to the other and says ""Baaa-aaa-aaa-aaaa"". the other looks at him and says ""...I was just gonna say that."""

"How do you stop a Lion from charging? have a successful dentistry practise."

"Two guys walking down the street... ...notice a dog licking his balls. The first guy say ""Man, I wish I could do that."" Second guy says ""You should probably just pet him first."""