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Joke of the Day
"What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia? There is no lunch."
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"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long."
"Muslim artists threw some paint bombs at a local building... They blue it up."
"My kids are yelling so incoherently at one another it sounds like they're naming IKEA furniture."
"Make it hurt nsfw A woman told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt so I fucked her twice and punched her in the face."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !"
"After having three children I started having trouble remembering their names... So I just called them Eenie, Meanie, and Moiney. I didn't want any Mo."
"What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee? Alphabet Soup."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !"
"Feminists who get easily triggered... need to just man up."