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Joke of the Day

"What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons? They become sour krauts."

"I am tired of the joke where the 3rd person to be granted a wish uses it to somehow cancel out the wishes of his 2 friends who just wished in front of him. What variation on a joke are you tired of?"

"Are you alone? Afraid? Lonely? Then you'd better turn up the TV because I just heard a noise"

"How do you keep an idiot busy? loading..."

"So I went to a feminist picnic the other day. It was great, but no one would make me a sandwich."

"My dating service, ""It's Just Oral"" is really taking off!"

"Nobody I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this"

"Ok I won't subliminally ask any more subtraction problems, but I only did it 6 or maybe 3 times. What's the difference?"

"For sale: car. Does not stop. You will have to jump in as I jump out. I have been driving this car for three years. Please help me"

"Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!"