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Joke of the Day
"What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons? They become sour krauts."
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"b-52's songs: -'love shack' -'hate shed' -'sad tent' -'happy igloo' -'frustrated RV' -'depression garage' -'melancholy lake house'"
"[Starbucks] What can I get you? I'll have a large coffee, black ""You don't have to say black"" I'll have a large coffee, African American"
"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."
"If at first you don't succeed try try a gun"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? - ""Breathe, stupid!"""
"Our doctor's office painted their examination rooms the color 'Bran Muffin'. They hope to keep our attendance more regular."
"A local grocery bagger has been bagging cola on top of bread. Many were concerned that their bread would be flattened. His response to their concerns was ""It's fine. They're soft drinks"""
"It's Thanksgiving! Who doesn't like Turkey? Russia."
"So this smoke detector is trying to tell me the battery is so dangerously low that it can only beep 4000 times?"