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Joke of the Day
"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"
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"""Alcohol is just water with feelings in it,"" said the girl who failed chemistry."
"(slightly dirty) What's the difference between a striptease artist and a trapeze artist A trapeze artist has a cunning stunt...."
"Mechanics How can you tell a mechanic has just had sex? One of his fingers is clean...."
"These Egyptian fireworks are nice. Oh wait, they are planes."
"What did Honey Boo Boo's father say after he didn't pull out? Uh oh... I think I made a boo boo."
"Vampires are lost souls cause they can't just stop one day and look in the mirror and be like ""What am I doing with my life."""
"Whenever someone asks how i'm doing & walks away before i answer..I write ""GREAT"" on the side of thier car with my keys!"
"Tigers blood gave Charlie Sheen HIV"
"Just vacuumed for the first time in a really long time and apparently I have hardwood floors?"