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Joke of the Day

"Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither."

"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup? Because one more would be too farty"

"How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make."

"I'm gonna stay a virgin my entire life I wanna set a good example for my kids!"

"Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't."

"Mispronouncing French phrases can be a real social fox piss."

"Doctor Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!"

"What does a nosy chili pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"

"What does a musician use to build a house? A tuba-four"

"You get a green perennial vegetable, you get a green perennial vegetable, EVERYBODY GETS GREEN PERENNIAL VEGETABLES! - Okra"