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Joke of the Day

"You get a green perennial vegetable, you get a green perennial vegetable, EVERYBODY GETS GREEN PERENNIAL VEGETABLES! - Okra"

"What does Jeb Bush say to his wife after sex? Please cum."

"Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game? Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!"

"Oh, so you don't know how bright this flashlight is? Let me enlighten you."

"police and public Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places! Officer: Then stop going to those places."

"If anyone needs any morals, I have some I'm not using."

"A man is at a drug store A man is at a drug store and asks the clerk for 50 condoms. The 2 girls behind him start laughing when he turns around he says ""Make that 52"""

"Not sure if I want buns of steel, or buns of cinnamon."

"My dad just had thought surgery and i asked him if he could still talk he said yes, and i'm about to email the doctor to see if i can get my bribe back."

"[School] Teacher: What's ur biggst fear? Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger"