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Joke of the Day
"Mispronouncing French phrases can be a real social fox piss."
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"A farmer wins $30 million in a lottery A reporter asks him if he's going to retire and he says ""No, I'm just going to keep farming until it's all gone."""
"I caught my Grandma sucking my Grandad's cock last night. A bit weird, since I thought they buried it along with the rest of him."
"Damn girl, are you the brownie I just dropped on the floor? because you're hairy but I still wanna eat you"
"how many How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? I'd tell you, but you probably wouldn't understand anyways."
"Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's? They didn't speak sine language."
"I farted on the train and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice. (Not an original joke)"
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"A pig with a cold is called... pigachu!"
"Cheers to the freakin weekend *lays in bed for 2 days straight*"