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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup? Because one more would be too farty"

"Bernie Sanders has no chance as long as Theres a Trump virus going around on this website?"

"A Man Walks Into a Bar... Its sad how is alcohol dependency is destroying his family"

"What is a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross-Country"

"Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!"

"What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show? Deal or New Deal"

"I don't mind people sneezing in public. It's that ""Pre-sneeze face"" they make that scares the hell out of me."

"How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb? idk, you dtf tho?"

"After years of searching, scientists have finally found the gene for shyness... ...hiding behind two other genes."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch an ounce of ganja Jack lit up and took a puff And Jill cuffed him. She was DEA. Jack died in prison."