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Joke of the Day
"What does a musician use to build a house? A tuba-four"
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"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I should have used aloha setting."
"Sometimes I think about how infinite the universe is... and realize that somewhere out there, there's a galaxy shaped like a dick."
"Two cannibals eating a clown. One of them says to the other: does this taste funny to you?"
"[1st ppl to go camping] wife: what do u wanna do this week? hubs: luxury cruise? w: no h: nice hotel? w: no h: pretend to be homeless w: YES"
"Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!"
"What is white, moody, easy to beat and makes me do stupid stuff? My penis."
"What does a horny toad say? Rubbit"
"What has four legs and two assholes? A police horse."
"What if gravity...was invented by the vacuum industry so there was always shit on the floor to clean up. Just hear me out tho."