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Joke of the Day
"How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make."
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
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"I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO."
"Just vacuumed for the first time in a really long time and apparently I have hardwood floors?"
"A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor.... Eye doctor says ""You've got a cataract."" Chinaman says ""No, I drive Rincoln Continental."""
"I've fallen in love with the internet. It was love at first site.."
"When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name; 9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication."
"For everyone who's looking, here's a handy list of all the reasons to vote for Donald Trump: There aren't any."
"Technically... It's only illegal when you get arrested."