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Joke of the Day
"How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make."
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"I Can see the future, Donald Trump wins the election This post made with **Internet Explorer**"
"Congrats, you've been selected for the job Me: Whats the salary? 10k now and will increase to 25k later Me: Ok then, I will come later"
"5: daddy can I tell you a secret? Me: sure thing buddy 5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands"
"Her: I like how you did your hair today. Me: OMG thank you, I passed out in my closet last night."
"The awkward moment when you remember something but you don't know if it was real or just a dream."
"I got Rear-ended in traffic the other day... Thank goodness I wasn't in my car."
"I'm opening a new Dental & Spa treatment center ""We'll fight our competitors tooth and nail for the best prices"""
"Whenever you go to do something, bring a hammer and a screwdriver... the first time it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer. If it doesn't work after that, screw it."
"Dear Middle Finger, Thanks for always sticking up for me."