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Joke of the Day

"What does a nosy chili pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"

"How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet? <EOM> ;^)"

"If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1"

"If a girl asks if you think she's fat, say yes. She'll value your honesty. Day 47: I didn't even know we had a basement. Help. You can only regurgitate food and water for so long."

"Turns out hanging out in sewers eating pizza and practicing karate will not make me an honorary ninja turtle.. Now I just smell like shit"

"Yo momma's so fat... She was crowned dairy Queen of the food court."

"Bad News I heard that the Italian Government is joining forces with ISIS thus changing their name to Italian ISIS Tommy G"

"I booked an hotel in kenya on walking distance from the beach... You can't imagine how far those kenyans will walk. [source: philip geubels, Belgian comedian]"

"Similar What's the same between ur dick and a rubix cube....the longer u play with it the harder it gets"

"What's the most annoying thing someone can say? Nevermind."