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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide."
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"What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep? Foreplay"
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger & I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner."
"""If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace"" (from the back) He saw Creed live in 2003"
"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."
"How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Need to know ASAP."
"I said I was sorry three times looking in the mirror and now I'm in Canada"
"I don't throw anything out anymore I just go to TGIFriday's once a month and glue more shit to the wall no one notices try it"
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet."
"*Chooses paper towels instead of the hand dryer right as a tree walks into the bathroom*"