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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet."
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"No, I don't need a bag; I'm gonna juggle this 12 pack, this bag of ice and this whole roasted chicken on my unicycle while whistling Dixie."
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"It seems r/jokes has developed a fetish for one-liners... Despite all the shortcomings."
"""Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"" ""Not this guy!"" -Thumb amputee victim"