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Joke of the Day
"TIL if you say ""gullible"" very slowly it'll come out sounding like ""oranges"". Gotchya!?"
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"""Phone Call to My Dad"" feat. My Mom Yelling Things at Me in the Background"
"Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes? They had really long weights."
"I bet if that Malaysian plane had stolen tweets, some of you guys would've found it already."
"[me, leaving a funeral] That was fantastic. Let's do this again sometime."
"Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking? All of those guys already have boyfriends."
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine... Which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. /Jack Handy"
"She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental."
"Doctor Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!"
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts"