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Joke of the Day
"What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep? Foreplay"
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"So I went to my Hipster drug dealer last night... He gave me an instagram"
"Why can't women drive? Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen."
"*eats whole carrot cake* *waits for eyesight to improve*"
"Would the Government cope in a zombie apocalypse? Vacant, horrible, disoriented people stumbling around without purpose. Plus the zombies."
"Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP"
"I can't believe this couple has been together for 22 years. DEEZ NUTS."
"Is onamonapia.... umderstood by deaf people?"
"Tomorrow France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record..."
"Why is golf named ""golf""? Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to /u/bonerfar... this now makes sense...)"