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"If you're a guy who just had sex, what do you have? Happenis"
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"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whatever."
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? an Investigator"
"""I know you! You were one of the bad guys in Titanic!"" I yelled at the ocean, who ignored me like most celebrities."
"Her: ""My baby paints with her food because she's artistic."" Me: ""That or your baby paints with her food because she's a goddamn baby."""
"How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies? Where there's a Will, there's a way."
"Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called ""Hoth""...? ...shouldn't it be ""Coldth""?"
"I touch myself when I think of you. It's a facepalm, but I am thinking of you."
"Fifty Shades of Grey instills that if a dude is sexy and rich you should allow him contractual ownership of your body because helicopters."
"I buy all my guns from a guy named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"