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Joke of the Day
"If you're a guy who just had sex, what do you have? Happenis"
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"If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child what would he be called? A subordinate claus."
"What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown? A *humor*."
"What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics? A God dam engineer."
"My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition That's it."
"What's the difference between Obama supporters and Romney supporters? Romney supporters sign their checks on the front. Obama supporters sign their checks on the back."
"What's a Pedophile's favorite brand of shoe? White Vans"
"I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back ""I know."""
"My Grandpa used to tell me ""Eat Every Bean and Pea on your Plate""!"
"[text] 11:56 pm Her: whatcha doin? Me: taking a shit 12:03 am Her: whatcha doin now? Me: same shit different day"