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Joke of the Day
"I buy all my guns from a guy named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"
Next Joke
"Don't tell me you're coming to my party on facebook then go for something better last minute ugh have fun at ""the wake"" or whatever"
"How did the detective know the Necrophile Killer was a hipster? He fucked his victims before they were cool."
"When to leave your girlfriend? When your wife's clothes start to fit her."
"Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed? because Santa came early! I'll let myself out."
"Friend: What happened? 15yo me: *arm in a sling* Got hit by 2 buses. Friend: What happened? 37yo me: *in a full body cast* I sneezed weird."
"So I went to the pool... I looked at the rules and the first rule was ""The pool is not a restroom"" And I just thought to myself ""No shit"""
"There is guy who knows most of secrets of the World That guy name is Mister-Lee [Mystery]"
"A friend of mine once said all bars and clubs are haunted... It must be because of all the spirits"
"I like my coffee like I like my coffee. Coffee."