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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? an Investigator"
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"How do you make a candle really happy...? Blow it out, it'll be delighted"
"Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling."
"So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. FINALLY"
"I married a chinese millionaire Ka Ching"
"Planet joke. If you make a cake that looks like Mars, could you say it's out of this world? ;)"
"Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country? To study abroad."
"The #1 rule of being a successful shirt: Always Be Clothing."
"What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common? They both came in a yellow box"
"Right now the parents of the kid who climbed Trump Tower are thinking ""Damn I knew we shouldn't have given him that REI gift card"""