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Joke of the Day
"Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called ""Hoth""...? ...shouldn't it be ""Coldth""?"
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"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"No thanks officer. I don't even give strange men my phone number, and you're asking for my license and registration."
"Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three? Because the signs all say ""No TRESpassing"""
"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? They pump kin"
"I was walking around an art gallery with my wife. ""Does anything in this room get you excited?"" she said, with a cheeky wink. I said, ""Yes, some of the paintings."""
"Hitler wasn't all that bad, He killed Hitler."
"What happened to the guy who grabbed the Viagra instead of the Allegra? ...he had a hard time with his allergies"
"How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic? Czechmate"
"Hear about the paranoid guy who stopped using twitter? He said everyone was following him."