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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay man say at the bar? ""Hey, can I push in your stool?"""
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"U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few months"
"Why is a woman lie a hurricane? When she comes she's wet and wild, but when she leaves she takes the house, the car and the kids..."
"Something good did come out of last night: I talked to my mom and my fiancee on the phone while they were crying- and it wasn't about something I'd done!"
"Is it true that you can get an STD from public toilets? Only if you sit down before the last guy has gotten up."
"Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys."
"""Hello?"" ""Hi it's me"" ""Oh hi me"""
"""Children, stop biting grandpa's nails... ...or I'll close the coffin!"""
"remember when everyone was worried we'd reached ""peak TV"" with too much to watch then it turned out we're a tragic nation of unending racism"
"So I read this book about a camping trip, It was really intents... I'll see myself out."