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Joke of the Day

"Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys."

"My wife was gang raped, impregnated and gave birth to a baby boy named Muhammed. Now they want to kill us for depicting the Prophet Muhammad."

"I think i am allergic to leather. Every time i wake up with my shoes on, i have a huge headache."

"What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars."

"There was a prison break at Guantanomo Bay Authorities warned of ""free radicals"" in area."

"What is Long and narrow and becomes bigger when given a blow ? A balloon."

"Bob Ross went to hell... ...to beat the devil out of it ;) P.S. Just finished watching some episodes. I miss him so much ;( Paint in peace my friend...and God bless ;)"

"Two antennas met on a roof and got married. The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great."

"Don't read this if you don't like sensitive topics Biting into an ice cream"

"The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work... ... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it."