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Joke of the Day
"What is a pedophile music teacher's favorite chord? A minor."
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"How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car? No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot"
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will never be subjected to your stupid bumper sticker again."
"How do you count cows? With a cowculator."
"Unlike your boyfriend, cheesecake will never leave you or your hips."
"Did you hear about the guy who was half black and half Japanese? On every Dec. 7, he would attack Pearl Bailey."
"What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!"
"Me: BARTENDER! Bring me another beer. Him: Mom, I'm doing my homework. Me: *claps* Star! Him: I hate Twitter. Me: *belch* blocked."
"What did one ghost say to another ghost? ""Do you believe in people?"""
"Knock, Knock... The creator of the Knock Knock joke should get a Nobel Prize."