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Joke of the Day
"What is a pedophile music teacher's favorite chord? A minor."
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"Theres plenty of fish in the sea. Theres loads of trash at the dump. Theres tons of bones in a skeleton. Bugs are everywhere."
"A hipster so cool he is reading a tree"
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964): An adolescent reindeer is first mocked, and then taken advantage of because of a birth deformity."
"Son: Will you please just try to act normal today? Me: You're going to have to be more specific."
"Angel: ""I think we can all agree that 6 is enough."" God (clearly upset about something else): ""NO. GIVE SPIDERS 8 LEGS."""
"""Did you know Yemen is the most mentioned country in everyday speech?"" Person 2: ""Really?"" Me: ""Yeah, man."""
"*Australian accent* Notice the wife in her natural habitat shaming the male husband species into doing what she wants!"
"What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire? Fashionably late. I'll be here all week."
"My wife told me to go out and come back with something that made her look sexy. I came back drunk."