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Joke of the Day

"Theres plenty of fish in the sea. Theres loads of trash at the dump. Theres tons of bones in a skeleton. Bugs are everywhere."

"What's 7 inches and makes women submissive? A knife."

"(NSFW) What do a girl's asshole and a 9 volt battery have in common? You know it's wrong, but eventually you have to put your tongue on it."

"What do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans"

"Did you hear Willie Nelson got run over? He was playing on the road again."

"I'm about to tell my date that my penis is twelve inches wide. I don't know how she's going to take it."

"Yea, let's do that Old bull and young bull are enjoying a snack atop of hill one morning, and the young bull shouts 'let's run down there and fuck all these heifers!' Old bull replies ' let's walk'"

"Somewhere out there, a neurotic chicken wants to cross the road but is paralyzed by the knowledge that everyone will question his motives"

"I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light"

"""One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider."""