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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me to go out and come back with something that made her look sexy. I came back drunk."
Next Joke
"Man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. The husband came back with a gun and shot the man in bed. The wife replied ""this is why you don't have anymore friends."""
"sometimes i sleep naked just in case leonardo dicaprio breaks in and wants to charcoal sketch me"
"Officer: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pass Officer: have you been drinking? Me: pass Officer: You can't just keep.. Me: pass"
"I hate jokes about strings. Come on guys they're knot funny."
"What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe"
"I like my upvotes like I like my women. .. One at a time and not very often."
"When I'd go to clubs, I spent half the time texting people who weren't there. Eventually I realized I could just send those texts from home."
"Knock Knock who's there? -it's a-me -Amy who? -it's a-me Mario."
"women secrets? Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40."