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Joke of the Day

"Son: Will you please just try to act normal today? Me: You're going to have to be more specific."

"Fun prank: tweet ""BRB CLEANING MY GUN!!!"" then don't tweet for 8 years."

"Why did the prostitute had a second vagina transplanted on her hip? So she could make money on the side."

"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking."

"I'm not superstitious, I'm just kindastitious!!!"

"I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem."

"Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch? A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes."

"Why is your nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."

"Trump has a change of heart and brings Hillary to his administration As Ambassador to Libya"

"You could very well be going to heaven but it won't be hell in hell without you!"