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Joke of the Day

"Angel: ""I think we can all agree that 6 is enough."" God (clearly upset about something else): ""NO. GIVE SPIDERS 8 LEGS."""

"Chinese takeaway - 17 Delivery charge - 1 Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers - Riceless"

"Only 5 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.."

"The Game You just lost."

"Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon? Rattata"

"I'm taking a stand. If the stand owners come looking for it, you guys saw nothing."

"What do you call a large penis? A sperm whale."

"Stephen Hawking can be pretty funny sometimes, But I dont think he could do standup"

"Why is every boob job the same? Two round boobs. Switch it up ladies. Someone get two Belgian waffles or something."

"Before my girlfriend Boyfriend: Did you fart before my girlfriend? Man: I didn't know it was her turn."