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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the story of Flap Flap The Giraffe? Flap Flap The Giraffe was walking around the savannah, when a helicopter came in to land. The giraffe looked up, and then :::flap flap::: the giraffe!"

"Making reservations for one at a fancy restaurant because every now and then, I like to be wined and dined before I take advantage of myself"

"What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them."

"People are always impressed to find out that I got my PhD at 17 but anything is possible if you work hard enough and lie."

"Why did they produce a reality show about midgets? Because they only wanted a little drama."

"i would like to join whatever weight loss program my wallet is on because its working wonders"

"I'm such a funny guy that everybody laughs at me. My life is a meme :')"

"Thanksgiving regret: no one at dinner wanted to talk about why the family members on TV's ""Dinosaurs"" were all different species of dinosaur"

"A horse walks into a bar... And the barman says ""Why the long face?"""

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares their dogs."