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Joke of the Day

"A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river... The brunette yells across, ""Help me get to the other side of the river!"" The blonde yells back, ""You *are* on the other side of the river!"""

"What's the best thing about having sex with twentytwo years olds? There's twenty of them.."

"Me and my GF split...she sais "" You never listen...."" Or something like that......."

"Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents? Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck."

"so a cheetah and a lion decide to have a race The cheetah wins and the lion says ""you're a Cheetah"" the Cheetah says 'nah you're Lion'"

"I saw that a fellow Redditor needed a liver. Lets just say (_) / ( _)>- / (_) OP De-livered &nbsp; ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Not ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^a ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^true ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^story"

"[OC] Where do all the cutest electrons hang out? A d orbital"

"Have you ever been on the Nile River? I heard it does on for miles and niles and niles... If you don't believe me, you may be in denial."

"Facial hair problems I have trouble growing facial hair, so I decided to get married so that I finally know what it's like to have a beard."

"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says... ""Five beers please."""