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Joke of the Day

"A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river... The brunette yells across, ""Help me get to the other side of the river!"" The blonde yells back, ""You *are* on the other side of the river!"""

"I learned that Honey Bees in the United States developed a form of electronics - they're called U.S. Bees."

"In most conversations, my face is basically a red battery logo with 10% written next to it."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog."

"Spell Xenophobia H-A-N-S-O-N"

"Heard a friend bragging about his one night stand Whatever mate, i've got two night stands. One either side of my bed."

"This joke up me crack everytime I hear it Will tell you after next bowel movement."

"You know who's really upset about Romney losing? Wire coat hanger manufacturers."

"If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,... what color would your Lamborghini be?"

"Why is the Canadian school system broken because they only give out ehs"