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Joke of the Day

"Bath time Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown..."

"What sentence is vastly shorter after you remove one word from it? Child porn"

"My gay friend told me he loves living in Pennsylvania. He's never seen so many assholes in his life."

"My last days. If I ever end up on life support unplug me. Then plug me back in again and see if that works. REBOOT me baby!"

"Me: Babe will you love me when I'm old & fat. Wife: I sure do."

"White trash girl How do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch dressing."

"Just beat Guitar Hero on expert in case anyone is looking for a virgin to sacrifice before midnight."

"What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions."

"If Katt Williams had a nickel for every time he's been arrested... He'd put them in a sock and beat someone with it."

"So I'm taking a Terrorism and Covert Politics class Pretty sure I bombed the midterm."