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Joke of the Day

"Bath time Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown..."

"Me [sneezes]: excuse me Guy at the bus stop: [starts crying] my ex used me too, man."

"Why did Tigger shoot Pooh? He had an itchy Tigger finger?"

"Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself ""What would Jesus do?"" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant"

"A blind man got a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent thing he's ever read."

"Why are pills white? Because they work."

"So a crazy dog goes to a place where dogs get scanned by a machine and the dog goes crazy and breaks it and everyone is scared. He's inSCANINE!"

"Which Donald Trump quote is both racist and misogynistic at the same time? No Juan has more respect for women than I do."

"Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, ""what kinda robot does that one turn into?"""

"France and Italy are in a battle against each other. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides."