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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to be a tailor. But I didn't suit the job."

"Twitter reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, 'Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?'"

"My mate needed a bit of help building his clock. So I gave him a hand."

"Why does Ganondorf hate the internet? There are too many links."

"The titanic hits an iceburg and the captain says... ''I NOMINATE ALL PASSENGERS FOR THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE''"

"Two trained soldiers were in a tank... They both drowned."

"I want my tombstone to read ""Free WiFi"" so people would visit more often"

"Why aren't there any British Communists? Because communists believe all proper tea is theft."

"Movie was a real turkey! Could someone explain this joke to me it's driving me crazy! Libby: How was the movie? Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!"

"How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again?"