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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to be a tailor. But I didn't suit the job."
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"I stopped fighting my inner demons; We're totes BFFs now."
"So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. I said 70. I know you were expecting a joke, but I want to pass my exams."
"My friend got a pretty bad haircut I told him it would grow on him"
"What do scientists solve? Che-mysteries!"
"Why is Santa Claus's sack always so full? Because he only comes once a year"
"What do you call a pair of eyeglasses that questions its surroundings? Skepticles."
"My friend said he knew of a way to always win in Russian roulette I can't tell you what it was, but let's just say... My mind was blown"
"Two blondes are in geography class together... One asks the other ""Which is closer, London or the moon"" The other replies ""The moon, obviously, can you see London?"""
"My parents wanted to name me Odysseus because I, too, broke through the Trojan wall."