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Joke of the Day

"tinder, huh? back in my day if you wanted a girl to notice you, you had to dress like a gargoyle and cling to the roof of her parents' home"

"Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat!"

"Math is like my parenting. I do it when I have to, but I'm not great at it."

"A bunch of white men came up with ways to solve institutional racism, and all without having to listen to even one black person. GREAT JOB!"

"What is a Golden retriever's favorite sex position? It doesn't really matter, as long as its ruff."

"My sinuses are under so much pressure Vanilla Ice just ripped them off."

"How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director."

"Why do black people have long legs? Because they're negros"

"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"

"What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight? Muay Thai"