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Joke of the Day
"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I've had it right up to here with them."
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"How many prostitutes can you kill before the FBI gets involved? Asking for a friend."
"Say what you want about Bill Clinton's Presidency... But he was always hard at work."
"What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes? The chemist may frown."
"How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other? Very Quackly"
"So a irishman walks out of a pub"
"HR: Did you eat all the mints that were in my jar? me: No [some mints fall out of my mouth] HR: me: Yes [more mints fall out of my mouth]"
"what do you call a homosexual plaything? a gayme"
"A truck with the slogan ""We always go the extra mile"" took the last parking spot so I wrote on it ""because we missed the exit"" as a revenge."
"Got my new Chinese cookbook today....""101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"""